Reddit is one of the best on the internet for finding jokes so I have gathered the gnome jokes from Reddit below:
- My gnome friend recently gave up adventuring to become a writer. Now he’s a gnome-de-plume
- My wife left me for a gnome… she said he was more down to earth.
- I paid a gnome to read my fortune, but he ran off. He’s a small medium at large.
- I’ve got a joke about gnomes! It’s pretty short though.
- A gnome wrestled a half-orc yesterday. Today, they’re both a little stiff.
- A gnome was offered 100 gold by a novice wizard to voluntarily have a polymorph spell cast on him. He was short-changed.
- Why did the gnome village burn down? Someone raised the alarm.
- How do you know a gnomes crossed your path? When he offers to buy you a pint, using your coin purse.
- How do you know a gnome is under your wife’s dress? When the other gnome complains for more room.
- How to figure out how many gnomes are in a room: Count up how many you can see, then add twenty.
- Whats the difference between shaving a dwarf and shaving a gnome? The number of bones of yours they break.
- Is one of your players a gnome? If so, just make one of the pages a drawing of his face.
- Do you have a gold piece to spare? I’m a little short!
- I saw someone pickpocket a gnome the other day. I didn’t think anyone could stoop so low.
- What do you call a traveling Gnome? a Gnomad
- What is it called when you address a gnome by the wrong name? A misGnomer
- What do you call a gnome defense agency? Gnome land security
- What do you tell a gnome when he does something well? that was pheGNOMEinal
- What is a Gnomes favorite type of math? TrigoGNOMEtry
- Why do gnomes give the best speeches? Because they’re short but sweet.
- There’s no race like gnome.
- You can’t win, we have the gnomerical advantage.
- What you’re asking for is a particular type of gnomenclature.
