Gnome Jokes to Tell Your Friends

Simply by the way that they look and the fact that their name rhymes with so many words, gnomes lend themselves to humor and the creation of some great jokes. Due to that, we thought it only right that we create a page dedicated to the greatest gnome jokes in the history of the internet!

List of Gnome Jokes

Here is the list of greatest gnome jokes in the world:

  • Why did the gnome take the subway to work? Because a metro-gnome is always on time.
  • Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run? Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!
  • What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? A metronome!
  • Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats? It’s a little gnome fact.
  • What mythical creature keeps time for trains at the station? A metro-gnome.
  • Did you hear a gnomes favorite sport is baseball? They love to score gnome runs.
  • What do gnomes love to sing while gardening? Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.
  • Why are gnomes rubbish rappers? They have gnome rhyme and gnome reason.
  • Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive, all they say is yes, gnome. maybe.
  • Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
  • Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind? They had a good run, but the jig is up.
  • What race makes for the edgiest bards? Rock gnomes.
  • Why do sverfneblin make the best philosophers? Because they’re deep gnomes.
  • Did you hear about Boddynock the Alchemist, who had that run-in with the undead? He was gno-match for them. But he’s all Wight now.

Bad Gnome Jokes and Puns

  • What do you call a gnome that lives in the city? A metrognome!
  • Why couldn’t the guy stop making Frodo gnome garden statues? Because it’s so hobbit forming.
  • How did the Amazon gnomettes refer to their isolated home? Gnoman’s Land.
  • Why are gnomes friends with dolls? They like to share clothes.
  • What do you call a gnome in a clothes dryer? A fidgety midget spinner.
  • Why did it take so long for the judge to decide who got the shack in the backyard during the gnome divorce? He had to consider all the she shed, he shed…
  • Why are gnomes friends with dolls? They like to share clothes.
  • Did ya hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome? He came up short on the bill.

Gnome Dad Jokes

  • What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison? A small, medium at large!
  • Why do gnomes make such great secretaries? Because they’re good at shorthand.
  • Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet? ‘Cause my name is Gnomeo.
  • A gardener and his dog walked into a bar. His garden gnome walked under it…
  • Gnomes don’t understand jokes, they go right over their heads.
  • Did you hear about the one legged gnome? He’s one foot tall.
  • Why are gnomes so pragmatic? They don’t have tall tales.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!

WOW Gnome Jokes

  • What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren? A mini-taur.
  • What do you call a gnome priest? A compact disc.
  • What is better than 10 gnomes in a barrel? One gnome in 10 barrels!
  • How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb? Infinite , cant stack em high enough.
  • How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw ’em!

Dungeons & Dragons (DnD) Gnome Jokes

  • Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
  • Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind? They had a good run, but the jig is up.
  • What race makes for the edgiest bards? Rock gnomes.
  • Why do sverfneblin make the best philosophers? Because they’re deep gnomes.
  • Did you hear about Boddynock the Alchemist, who had that run-in with the undead? He was gno-match for them. But he’s all Wight now.
  • I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym. He became a gnome-de-plume…
  • Have you met Finnegan the Tinker? Never met him. Don’t gno’m.
  • Then there’s Wizknocket, the original gnome illusionist. He was so amazing he made the ‘g’ in ‘gnome’ disappear.
  • Did you hear about the gnome rogue? Of course not, that g is silent!
  • What do you call fifty five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken? A good start.
  • Beware gnomish merchants, they tend to shortchange people.
  • What do gnomes use to guarf their mazes? Minitaurs
  • Did you hear about the group of traveling Gnome Merchants? An entire city got swarmed with Gnome-ads!

Gnome One Liners

  • Why are gnome jokes all one-liners? They’re always pretty short.

Gnome Puns

There are so many puns based around gnomes that you would not believe! In fact, we love them so much that we based the name of this website around one. If you want to read all about gnome puns then check out our dedicated page.

Here are a short list of gnome puns:

  • They aren’t gnome for their humor
  • Too bad, if only I’d gnome!
  • If only I’d gnome!
  • They can’t read it, it’s on a need to gnome basis.
  • It contains secrets by the gnecromantic society.
  • All right every one that’s enough! Gno more games!
  • It doesn’t have to be very long. Not like gnomes are known for their length anyways.
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